Thursday, September 27, 2007

I dreamed of Paris

Apparently, she's on her way to the Great Lakes Region. Are we ready for that? I can assure you she is not. Is that harsh? Am I being too judgemental? I've been accused of that before. To quote the heiress, herself, "There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help." What? Is she going to milk a cow?...again? Roadtrip!!! Or she could come to Uganda, have local boys in a rural area make out with each other on camera (Simple Life, Season 1) in order draw attention to homosexuals and how small a threat they pose.

Just some thoughts.

Come one.

Come all.

Than we bargained for...


The 27th Comrade said...

Back after the hiatus. And the other Movie Star picture has been replaced. Hmm ...

Okay, yeah. She is a Yet Another. I'm pissed, but hey. It's the in-thing. The trend.
She should come here and have some guy lay her. Simple Reality, Season 1. True. But that wouldn't be me for a salary. :o)

kelly said...

OH MY GOD!!!!! Has my dream finally come to fruition! Paris in Uganda!!!

This is bigger than CHOGM! If I am here you and I should steak out the Serena until we see her!

And I second your gay rights plublicity stunt!

Timothy said...

@ 27th: Yes, I decided that after two years, an update was needed. Have some guy lay her? I'm afraid that might not be too good for the sexual health of the regions--exposing people to microbes their immune systems have never seen the likes of. Ok, I'm sounding awful again, let me stop.

@ k: She's not scheduled to come to Uganda. It's Rwanda. I put a link on the photo.

baz said...

Do not let that woman off the plane. Grrr! Grrr!

Looks like it is time to retrain the dogs. Here, Cujo

J.A. said...

Seriously, Paris in Rwanda... She's coming to do what? Awareness of what? The lack of fashion consciousness in the Great Lakes Region? As she would say :"Man, this is totally not hot."