When You Least Expect It...
Seeing this flier at the cash register at the coffee shop this morning (maybe I'm too polite, but I just think there are more appropriate places to advertise the removal of impacted faeces than a place where people are having breakfast) triggered memories of that episode of Will & Grace when Jack has to give the speech at his nursing school graduation after being voted most popular student nurse. Karen wants to take him out for manis and pedis, gentlemen's facials, and when you least expect it... a colonic. They, too, had that discussion over breakfast.
If you're not quite sure what a colonic is, you can follow this link. The flier includes a list of maladies that a colonic can be used as a treatment against. I love how they chose to list first: bad breath. I know that many parts of the body are neurologically connected in ways that I cannot even begin to understand, so it does not surprise me that removing wastes from the bowel can also be claimed to be a way to prevent memory loss. But really?
Some other health benefits according to the flier:
- Enjoyment of the highest levels of energy day after day.
- Supple, younger-looking skin.
- You will never get bored with exercise.
- And you will learn to enjoy healthy foods.
Amazing. All that from having your colon cleansed with warm water?
Well, Godz Health is the place in Bukasa that brings elegance, simplicity and dignity to internal hygiene. They clean by appointment only, so book today at firstname.lastname@example.org. Phone: 0776119787, 0701119787, 0756119878. Let me know what you think after.
It compares to having a spectacular bowel movement accompanied by a feeling of deep satisfaction...........!