When Real Life's Getting More Like Fiction Each Day
It seems to me that someone was groping around for a story, but all Dennis Ojwee ended up grasping was:
Just when you thought it was safe again to travel to Northern Uganda. Kony may be gone, but the snakes have found there way in, and they're not looking to make any friends.
So, if after watching Book of Mormon: The Musical (which, by the way, just won nine Tony Awards), you have a hankering for visiting Uganda, and if your plans include a visit to Acholiland, be sure the bring along your black stone... And if you forget, don't worry, I know where you can buy a nice one for a good price.
But if you truly believe, aren't you supposed to be immune to the snake's venom?